I found this on a quote website under Garden Quotes. There was no author posted.

“My neighbors don’t recognize me by my face, but they know my butt well.”

It was worth sharing.

I am not bound for any public place, but for ground of my own where I have planted vines and orchard trees, and in the heat of the day climbed up into the healing shadow of the woods. Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick dew-wet red berries in a cup. ~Wendell Berry