Narrator: It is the evening. The location is the DaisyPatch Farm kitchens. After logging off her day job computer, our heroine and steadfast gardener decided to get in some work on Operation Curb Appeal while it was still light out. (And as we all know, there’s peace and serenity in the light.) She enters, sweaty, through the front door.

Me: Well that was a mistake.

Him: What?

Me: I dug up the hounds of hell.

Him: Huh?

Me: I have caused the coming of poltergeist.

Him: What?

Me: I decided to dig up that white rock that was popping out of the middle of the backyard. I thought it would be pretty in our new garden when it’s done.

Him: Oh boy, what did you do now?

Me: You’ll see. I’m gonna look up exorcists. Think they’re expensive?

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